Have you ever been excited about surgery?
Probably not. But you know what? I am! I'm so ready to have this all over maybe. Ok well the surgery isn't going to make everything perfect-I'm getting ahead of myself again....
So last we left our intrepid passenger (this would be me) I had a mass on the left adrenal, trying to get referrals for surgeons, additional tests etc. After a day of serious merry-go-rounding, I finally happened upon the best surgeon for the job. The downside? He doesn't take insurance for his surgical fees-umm Houston we have a problem. But the next best guy couldn't even see me for a consult for 6-8 weeks possibly. Also a problem. Apparently while adrenal removal isn't a complicated surgery it also isn't a common surgery. The guy doing mine has done around 50, the #2 guy in the business had done 2, right 2. Yikes!
So consultation went great yesterday and I really liked the surgeon ($$) and his staff. Amazingly they were able to get me in at Northside Main for surgery next Wednesday morning the 1st. I guess this is what happens when you are a hot shot, non-insurance taking surgeon? The best thing about this is that Mom and Dad are going to already be in town on a planned trip to visit next week so I will have some help with everything. Not that Leslie isn't a great helper, he is. But this way he can focus on work and they can help me with anything I need.
Actual surgery isn't too bad, hopefully just one night in the hospital, some restrictions on activity for awhile but the key is the removal of the adrenal and how my body responds. The surgeon explained it really well yesterday. He said...You have two adrenal glands, right above your kidneys. Right now the one with the tumor is working 4x as hard as it should. Pumping hormones to the pituitary gland in my brain. My poor pituitary gland is saying "Stop please, don't send any more of this junk to me!" so in the meantime my healthy adrenal says-"Oh ok, I'll stop, sorry about that" while the left adrenal with the tumor (I should name it) keeps pumping away. So once they remove the unhealthy adrenal it takes awhile for the sleepy one to wake up and do it's normal job. (Like maybe 6-8 months, or more.) During this time you need some drug therapy and replacement hormones and steroids to sort of get everything back in balance.
So there you have it! Much much to get done in the next week to get ready, including pre-op today! (Yippee more needles!) But really it is all ok and I'm so ready, well except for the actual getting ready to be down for the count for a little bit.
So in closing, thanks for all the prayers and well wishes. Also a note...please, please, PLEASE don't come to the hospital. It's a pain in the neck down there, I really don't want to see anyone and I'd rather wait til I was home and feeling more like myself. PLEASE, if you have family members who like to visit people in the hospital (you know who you are) please convince them to just wait til I am feeling more like myself at home. Mom will report on me and I'll report in when I am feeling better and down one body part!