Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Last Minute Oopsie Daisy Invitations



Do you know why today is extra special?  Because it's Blog Hop Day of COURSE!!  (It's also apparently National Father-In-Law Day?)  Welcome to the Oopsie Daisy July Blog Hop.  If you didn't check out all the cool projects so far you can always head over to Club Scrap Creates to check out the full list (or look at any of the other fun stuff posted there on a regular basis.) 

Soooooooooo...I found out two Saturdays ago (July 19th) that I might need to make some wedding shower invitations.  Around 20ish invites give or take but no other info.  I knew the shower was early Sept so this past Friday (July 25th) I pressed the requestee of the invites for some additional info...

Turns out I needed to make over 50 invitations in about 3 days.  Gulp. 

So much for that stunning, amazing, artistic, elaborate Blog Hop Project I was going to get done.  Ok, you totally know I am lying right?  (I'm no Julie Heyer here.)  But it did kind of screw up my plans to come up with something fun and new.

So I present to you 52 invites in 3 hours and it goes something like this.

Go to your stash and round up exactly all of the papers (multi-colored 8 1/2 x 11 fall colors with a touch of grey and cream please) that you will need.  If you A-do not have time to sort through 15 years of papers and B-don't really want to sacrifice your stash for invites and C-would have ordered additional CS paper if you had been given more notice...you can just go to Staples and Michaels and purchase a 50 pack of Fall cardstock, cream colored resume paper, envelopes and a grey sparkly paper for mattes.  If you happen to get a free large pack of markers in a back to school sale I will not be responsible for coloring to ensue later.

So now that you have your materials and an idea (kind of) I suggest setting everything out in front of the tv.  I have chosen Pioneer Woman...she made steak fingers.  Yum.

So figure out how many invites you need total (52) and how many colors of paper you have (5) and then divide  52 by 5 and pick out 10 pieces of each color plus one extra of your favorite.  Cut them all in half and then score them and fold them in half.  Right?  Next go ahead and cut your mattes.  I made the grey mattes 1/2" smaller on each of two sides than my cards for a 1/4" edge of color around the card and then the inside cream mattes I made 1/2" shorter from top to bottom than the gray matte but the same width.  Then I tore the cream colored matte 1/2" from the side for a nice cute edge.

Lay out all your pieces.  You will now probably have moved onto another TV program.  I had Walk the Line on the DVR...
Grab the main focal stamp (Mine is the Daisy from Oopsie Daisy (see I told you I used the kit!)) and the You're Invited from the Comics UMs and I decided for a little "splash" of color I would add the splatter stamp from Oopise Daisy in a color coordinating with each card.

Start stamping in an assembly line fashion.

I like to stamp 10 or so at a time and then assemble.  It makes it seem less boring?  My finished card looked something like this....
Once I had all 5 colors done they looked so pretty! (Coordinating ink colors of Topaz, Mahogany, Ruby, Leaf and Tangerine.)
For an extra touch I stamped each of the envelopes with the smaller Daisy stamp.
All that is left is to print out your party info inside on the computer (4 per sheet of the same lightweight cream paper) which I need to do as soon as I finish this blog post...and they will be ready to go.

The cats relaxed in their boxes while I worked, after I tossed them off the card table about 20 times.
Note they prefer CS over their own cat beds.  They are very loyal.

I hope you enjoyed my blog today, I'm headed to eat some cake for Father-In Law Day (or maybe my birthday!) and do some coloring...


Next up is Tiare Smith!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Time for a Picnic Party Post

Howdy Blog Hoppers...welcome to the Club Scrap June Picnic Blog Hop!
I hope you enjoyed Debby's Blog and I'm also sure that you missed me last month!  You did miss me right??  Or maybe you missed the cats?

This month I was lucky enough to be selected to be the Guest Artist for the Greetings to Go set and along with a little help from my mom we whipped up these great cards!  But after all that crafting and creating I was left in a bit of a conundrum for the Blog Hop this month.  Finally I had one of those necessity breeds creativity moments when I was working on planning a big party for this upcoming Saturday night at our house.  I needed some cute place cards for the foods I was making and waaa-laaa an idea was born.
Cute little stamped cards to go on my buffet table!  The picnic stamps work well for cook-out type cards but don't let those specific images stop you.  I was determined to find stamps that worked for all of my dishes!  (And since I'm not rocking an amazing new crafting technique I'll throw in the added bonus of the links to the dishes I am making.)

First off the above listed beverage...because nothing gets a party started at my house like some tequila shooters!
Jalapeno Cilantro Limeaid

Next up...Grilled Watermelon and Feta Salad! Also a cute and perfect match for this kit.  Now let's branch out to other kits and stamps...

The Tahiti bananas work perfectly for my Mini Banana Pies.  And I couldn't resist the cute Oh Baby pig for the Hot Ham and Cheese Sliders.  Nothing says "I love ham" like a cute pig!  I have a couple of guests at my party who are gluten intolerant so I kept the place cards color coded so they would know to stay away from unsafe items.  Pink/Red Painted Desert paper means none for them...
More non-GF items include these tasty looking Jalapeno Popper Cups and these Easy Blackberry Crisps (Scroll partway down page for an easy description.)  Stamps from the Salsa kit highlight the spicy peppers and the Grapes from Sonoma make perfect blackberries!
The Salsa stamps make another appearance for these adorable Seven Layer Dip Cups (don't those look fun and easy?) and the After Five UM Stamps work well for any drink item but I'm fixing Bloody Mary Shrimp Shooters.  
(We need to work on getting some of those at Retreat!!)
Pull out the Seashore Stamps for anything fish related like my Tuna Tartare and either the older Asian Artisan stamps or some Fire and Ice stamps would work for anything Asian themed like these yummy Saucy Asian Meatballs.
Finally we will wrap up the cards with the corn from the older Harvest Kit for my Chilled Crab and Corn Soup (for the life of me I couldn't find a Club Scrap Crab stamp-do we have one?) and the Salsa stamps won out again for this Tomato and Mozzarella Salad.

I had a couple more but you get the drift right?  Pretty much anything you make you can make an adorable easy place card for!

AJ gives two thumbs up and was anxious to help with the party planning.  Here he is helping me finish my massive party grocery list!
So plan a party and craft your way to a cute table scape!

Next up this month is Carpe Memoria with Lisa!  If you want to see all of the cute Picnic creations just Hop on back to Club Scrap Creates!

I hope you enjoyed my little crafty post with a recipe bypass!  If anyone is in the neighborhood come by for a limeaid shooter!


Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The .25 cent project--Hydrangeas Blog Hop

Howdy folks and welcome to the Club Scrap monthly blog hop!
I know you stopped by from Debby's Page and that you have come to my post in order to be enlightened with amazing artistic talent and a knock out project.  Ha ha, just kidding I know you came by to see if I would say anything to make you spit your morning coffee on your computer monitor.  Or maybe for a cat picture.

As usual I wanted to come up with a way to participate in the hop without actually using up any of my precious scrapping and crafting supplies.  What you don't actually use your paper do you???

I saw THIS IDEA on Pinterest and thought maybe I could recreate it with my Hydrangeas stamps and some cheap thrift store candle holders.

Step one-Hit up your local thrift store for some candle holders or any little glass containers (if you come home with a set of luggage and a new bookcase too this is not my fault but I will worn you it is known to happen-not that I would know anything about that.)  The three little holders below were less than .25 cents each.
Step Two-Gather some very basic supplies.  You will need some tissue paper, scissors, India Ink and Mod Podge and a little paint brush.  Thin the Mod Podge with some water, I used about 1/2 and 1/2 in a little bowl.

Step Three-Stamp the image of your choice on the tissue paper.  I found after a couple tries that a second generation of the stamping might work better for delicate images like these flowers.  See how the top image is just a little too dark and the ink kind of bleeds a bit.

Step Four-Cut out image.  Brush part of the glass you want to stick the tissue paper on with a bit of the water/modpodge mix.  (It will look cloudy but don't worry it will dry clear.)  Stick on image and then brush another thin layer of the glue mix on top of it.
I did the flowers and the stems separately here.

You can continue adding as many images as you would like.
It looks a bit like a pretty shot glass.  But beware these things and liquid really don't mix.

I tired it with a couple different stamps and colors.  They didn't turn out perfectly but I do think the stamping on tissue paper is kind of a "if at first you don't succeed thing".  I was in more of a hurry up and finish this so you can make supper mode.


Now those of you you know me well know that I'm really not a pink and purple flowery kind of person.  I'm more of a red and black NASCAR kind of person?  So my final test of this new little craft was this (also from the Hydrangeas UM stamp.)
While it still isn't perfect it is a bit more my style.  So there you have it, a handy quick craft that is cheap and doesn't use any of your precious Club Scrap paper.  It might also be fun with kids.  If you like spending time with kids and stuff.

I hope you enjoyed this stop on the Hop today.  Next up is Tiare's Blog!

And just in case you thought I forgot...
Here's a quick shot of AJ helping me with some Greetings to Go last week.  Cats are so helpful.

Monday, April 21, 2014

A Year of Thanks

I'm getting this up a few days earlier than I originally planned but I wanted to re-cap some of my health updates and thank some folks for helping with my amazing year of recovery.  So here's a start...
Yeah I know...crazy thing is that wasn't even at my worst.  But there came a time when I just quit allowing people to take my picture.  The above shot is from 2010 (September) on the left and today on the right.

Here is what I looked like before everything just went so wrong...(2006)


Here is one a little closer to my diagnosis and surgery date.  This was May 2012.
It's not a pretty thing.  It's not something people want to show or talk about (thus the "missing years" of photos.)

It also didn't fix itself overnight, here is a picture from August when I felt so much better but was still a long way from where I am now.
Here is one from December...



And again, here is today.
80 pounds later with perfect blood pressure and a new lease on life.  My Cushing's syndrome diagnosis came around mid-April last year and I had my tumor and left adrenal gland removed on May 1st (a long day for friends and family.)  It's amazing how something so small can make you so sick.

But really the point of this post is two-fold.  First I would like to thank the countless people who have helped me this year. 

Thank you to Leslie, my rock, my work-mate, my helper with everything, my best friend.  Who kept his patience when I looked like the first pictures and couldn't do anything and felt like junk ALL the time.  I think if he had heard "I'm SOOO HOTTT!!" one more time he might have freaked out.  I can't wait to LIVE life with you again!

Thank you to my family, who was here to help, who sent cards and notes all the time and were so encouraging even when I felt horrible.

Thank you to my work friends who understood when I was dragging at a meeting or was late responding to an e-mail.

Thank you to all of my friends and neighbors and extended family who sent cards and notes and posted encouraging things on Facebook, they really did help!  My Club Scrap family has been super supportive as well!

Finally thank you to Melissa Johnson, my trainer who helped me when I was sick and for 2 years worked with me even though I was struggling and didn't know why I couldn't lose weight or get stronger.  I think she kept me out of a wheelchair.  She has also been a huge factor in getting my strength back.  I can do things now that I never could have before.  She has been an inspiration and a friend.

The second thing I want to stress here is that I knew something was wrong.  Countless doctors telling me I needed to lose weight or be more active.  People assuming I was a lazy fat person, it can really bring you down.  The last 6 months before my diagnosis I can honestly say I wanted to become a recluse.  I didn't want to see anyone or go anywhere (or have anyone see me.)  I knew I was sick but no one seemed to be able to help me.  A year or so before everything finally went down a neighbor said to me, "You know Janet, I think you have a tumor or something."  I'd like to say thank you to Kim King because she was right.  Leslie's brother Phil said towards the end to him, "You know, Janet just looks bad, I think something is wrong with her."

Maybe if more people had told me they thought I was sick I would have been able to find better help sooner?  I'm not sure.  I know it's hard to confront people about a problem you think they have.  You assume they know something is wrong.  A co-worker even told me this summer, "Well we knew something was wrong with you be we assumed you knew what it was."  I'm forever grateful to a suspicious cardiologist who finally said,"You know...you seem like a healthy person, I think something is really wrong with you."  Also to a surgeon that didn't brush me off and had me scheduled for surgery about a week after my CAT scan.

It hasn't been a super easy year, there have been some set-backs and some other issues associated with my rapid weight loss (what do I do with all this extra skin?)  And I'm trying to hold onto my gallbladder (he's pretty upset with me lately.)  Also I'm still hoping my "red face" will keep improving.  But without this diagnosis and surgery I would have had a stroke in probably a year or so.  Most Cushings patient live 5 years and from the 2010 picture you can see I wasn't that far off.  It is a tricky illness to get help for and I'm just for the rest of my life lucky that some people helped me.  I read stories everyday on support websites where people literally die waiting to be properly diagnosed.

Well I've gone on long enough but there were just so many things I wanted to say...Thank you again everyone. We are headed to Alaska in May to celebrate my new lease on life!!  When we get home I hope to take my medic-alert bracelet off for good!







Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Nailed It!!!

Welcome to the Club Scrap Trees March Blog Hop, otherwise known as the CSTMBH for short.  I bet you just came from Debby's Blog where I am sure she made something amazing, creative and spectacular.  I'm glad she did because that is not what you are going to find here...

If you are a fan of Pinterest or Facebook you have probably seen the "Nailed It" pictures.  You know when someone tries to replicate something they saw on a creative site and it didn't go exactly as planned.  My personal favorite is the lamb cake one...
Or the Cookie Monster Cupcakes one...

So when I first saw the images for the Trees kit, especially the Stencil and the large stamp collage scene...
I knew I wanted to do something amazing with it.  I came up with the idea that I wanted to make a moving piece of art that had the trees, sun and some giraffes.  The whole scene just screamed "GIRAFFES!" at me for some reason.  My idea was fortified when my mom sent me this photo from an art show near her home.
So I came up with a plan and I made a sketch of what I wanted to create so I could ask a couple people for some ideas (people who tend to be a little more creative than myself.)  Here is the sketch.

As you can plainly see my vision is amazing.  What I wanted was for the trees and sun to be in the background and for the giraffes to be somehow moving across the front.  I thought surely online or at a hobby store or something I would find some kind of gadget that would make the giraffes move...

Well no.

Not to be undone I decided maybe a different route.  My niece has this lamp with moving fish, maybe I could modify an old lamp.  I did some research and found that there were these neat vintage motion lamps by a company called Econolite.  They looked something like this...and when the bulb warmed up the lamp turned.
So I figured I would just buy an older broken or damaged one, fix it up and make my own outside shade with the images of the Trees and Giraffes right?

Well wrong, the lamps are a few hundred dollars, broken.

Dang it, I was getting frustrated.  Finally the time for the hop was drawing near and I wanted to do something so I bought a cheap garage sale lamp from a Facebook friend.
I figured I would just use the largest stamp from the Collection UMs to stamp the Sun and Trees onto the shade and then add my giraffes (which I bought separately since the Serengeti one was way too large.)

So step one unpack Trees kit.  Then realize that my Collection UM Stamp I want to use doesn't come until the beginning of next month since I bundle my kits.  Freak out a little because I'm really getting annoyed by the whole thing.  That's ok, I'll use the stencil, shouldn't be too hard with the lamp shade off.

Except the lamp shade doesn't come off.

Next step involves alcohol and banging head on counter.  Waiting until the night before the blog needs to be posted is now helpful as added motivation.  Additional shots help as well.

Ok so get some paint and the stencil and a foam brush and paint the portion of the stencil you want on your lamp shade, (that is still attached to the lamp.)
Now perfectly smash painted stencil onto lamp for an amazing scene.
NAILED IT!!!

Well this sucks.  This is just not turning out as planned at all.

Next step, more alcohol (tequila works) and a paintbrush.

So I used a small paintbrush to embellish the image and I added the stamped giraffes.
Except one of the stamped giraffes has a bit more ink and stamped sort of weird and he looks like a camel.  See him?  Third in line from the left.  He looks like the Geico camel.  But at this point if you have been drinking as instructed it still looks like a giraffe.  Kind of.


All in all it ended up not looking toooooo horrible but it's pretty bad.  It's not moving giraffes.

I shall call it "5 Giraffes and 1 Camel...Walking"

To finish please wash off your stencil, have another shot and stop the cat from eating the flowers...


 I hope you have enjoyed the journey here, it was a rough one.  If you are still standing from the shots you can click on over to Tiare's Blog (iclassygirl) to see what she has come up with this month!  If you get lost along the way feel free to hop back over to Club Scrap Creates to start over.

Happy Creating!!










Wednesday, February 26, 2014

My "Big Deal" Ink Deck

Welcome ya'll!  I hope you are here for the Big Deal Blog Hop...
I'm sure Debby had something awesome for you and now you are here stuck with me.  I have to admit I was a little puzzled (ha) to come with something for this month's hop.  Work has been sucking my life blood right out and has left very few brain cells to come up with creative projects for display.  (Stupid work always gets in the way of crafting.)  

I really wanted to tackle the deck of cards included in the Big Deal Club Scrap kit.  You can buy the blank decks here.  I wasn't sure I could do something with all 52 of them but I got a good start.  You can make your own "Ink Deck" by following my exact and perfectly random directions.

Step One-Remove Cat from crafting chair--"MaryAnne you are in my way!"  If you do not happen to have a cat in your chair you can skip directly to Step Two.
Step Two-Make the Outsides of your deck by following Tricia's Directions found here.  Note that she rounded her corners and her's looks great...
If you will notice on my example above I have not rounded the corners.  I don't have one of those chompers and my regular corner rounder wouldn't cut into the matte board.  And I was in a hurry.

It also helps in the process if you have someone double check your measurements.  AJ was happy to oblige.


Step Three-Decorate your covers with whatever you are going to put inside your deck.  If you will notice mine says "Ink Deck".  (I tried stamping it with a font and it looked dorky after 4 tries so handwritten it is!)
I guess I should briefly explain...I keep samples of my ink colors on some random index cards that are in a ring, they are kind of messy, stamped on both sides and old.  See...?
Step Four-Start stamping on the cards in the deck like this...I stamped the first stamp and then a second generation stamp a second time right next to the first.
Stamp out all 52 cards in the ink colors you own.

Or...stamp out about 20 and get tired and quit and save the rest for another time.   It's been one of those months.

It's one of those work in progress projects...I do like that I can add to the deck at all time.  So add your stamped cards into the deck and add the rings.
I wish I had also inked the edges of each card in the corresponding ink, but hey...I can add that later too!

Although sketchy I hope I have given you an idea for that big ol blank deck of cards!  Tune in next month for the "Trees" Blog Hop, where you may or may not see a photo of a cat and I may or may not actually complete the whole project.

The next stop on the hop is with Tiare at iclassygirl.  If you missed any stops along the way head back to Club Scrap Creates!

Thanks for stopping by!